Ming D. Liu, A Story A Day #138
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever
When you been chasing a girl for months and she finally let u taste it
THIS IS RLY FOUL